Bensons to Divorce

From the "Who Could've Seen This Coming?" Department: Anna Benson has filed for divorce from her husband, Kris, a starting pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles.

The 25 Baltimore Orioles that emerge from camp this weekend will be disappointed to know that their attempts to get Kris Benson chicks on the road won't result in them rounding the bases with Anna (pictured below).

With the way that Miguel Tejada has struggled this spring, and being in a division with powerhouses like Boston and the Yankees, as well as the spend-happy Toronto Blue Jays, the 2006 season is already getting off to a disappointing start.

Anna had the potential to be trump Scott Erickson's former girlfriend, Lisa Ortiz, as the spouse/girlfriend of a Baltimore Oriole who is the most bat-shit insane. 'Twas not to be, however.