"He's too soft to say something like that", Porter fumed, before adding "You look for the guys that say something that aren't supposed to say nothing, and I feel like he definitely was out of pocket to say what he said..."
"I'm going to make sure he owns up to those words."
Porter was reacting to the news that Punxsutawney Phil had indeed seen his shadow, meaning 6 more weeks of winter.
"I've been asleep all week but now I got woke up", Porter continued, "He's been asleep all winter. He's a former first round bust who barely made plays this season."
News of a prolonged winter is disturbing to Porter, who plans to spend his week at the Pro Bowl in Honolulu by engaging in his favorite non-football activity, yelling at traffic.
Happy Groundhog Day, everybody!
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